Total Medals Earned: 434 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,875 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 8/12 (100/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/9 (55/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 13/15 (375/405 points)
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Get a chain of 10+
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (225/325 points)
kill enemy with one hit
use all 3 weapons on one level
(Eat 10 chickens or more for one level
pass the level without losing a single life and not using any special weapon
use super weapon "Fire" 20 times or more for a single combat
pass the level without losing a single life
pass the level in less than 2 minutes
kill the boss
coffin with a vampire does not get damage
collect 100 coins or more for one level
use super weapon "Ice" 20 times or more for a single combat
use super weapon "Gargoyle" 20 times or more for a single combat
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/120 points)
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (105/280 points)
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Find your first host and possess it.
Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.
Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
Narrow the list of suspects down to one. The end is near!
Sarah was right
Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.